Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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