bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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