people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
