My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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