id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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