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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  doesn't he have a GF?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  that just means you have to try harder.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous

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• (661): View more from California

  random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I wish I could just hang out in ERs.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.

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