It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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