i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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