I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
we're so committed to being not committed
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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