Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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