At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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