you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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