So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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