doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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