Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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