let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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