from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
