didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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