ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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