Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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