fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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