Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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