I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I pour the whiskey from now on
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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