He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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