she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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