He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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