Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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