what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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