sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
No subtext here. People are naked.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Do you have feelings for this penis?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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