Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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