Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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