What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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