so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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