I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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