rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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