Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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