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• (805): View more from California

  guess who came home with a hottie last night

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  Def drugged

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Vodka is such a love hate relationship.

  (661): View more from California

  Truer words have never been spoken.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday

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• (210): View more from Texas

  My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.

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