so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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