their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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