I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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