Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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