she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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