go do what you do best...puke behind churches
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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