i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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