Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize