i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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