Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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