yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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