have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Randomize
