Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Randomize
