You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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