Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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