i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Rumble strips road head = magical
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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