I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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