I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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