Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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