Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
